57267 notes / 7 hours ago / reblog
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
354506 notes / 7 hours ago / reblog
i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
107554 notes / 7 hours ago / reblog
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
482918 notes / 10 hours ago / reblog
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass
(Source: merryblazeit)17032 notes / 10 hours ago / reblog
145 notes / 10 hours ago / reblog
how about a double major in procrastinating my life away yet being wildly successful please and thank you
205424 notes / 10 hours ago / reblog
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
151633 notes / 10 hours ago / reblog
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble
54323 notes / 10 hours ago / reblog
having followers on this website is like doing embarrassing shit in your room and looking over to the side where the window is and seeing 13,168 people watching you
66388 notes / 10 hours ago / reblog
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers