*Insert Deep Name*
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  • girl:babe come over
  • boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl:my parents aren't home
  • boy:I know
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kurawpika:

Drake during the scene in anaconda 

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babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig)

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  • mom:don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me:fire cannot kill a dragon
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africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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