*Insert Deep Name*

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(Source: dogalyst)

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

littleblackmaps:

no matter how many doctors’ offices you go to, or how many aunts you have, there is always that one nurse/aunt who 

has her hair like this

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and she wears the purple scrubs

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and the air force ones with the scrubs

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with the nails like this

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and she drives the dodge neon or the ford focus

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flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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(Source: radgoku)

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

(Source: carnivour)

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

(Source: nolongerthecityofpaper)

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gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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cybercum:

im not even in a blogging circle im just kind of here

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Reblog if your vagina is perfect.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

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Anonymous said: The word cunt is to describe a vagina. I highly doubt Nash Grier could be considered such a highly respected part of the female anatomy. If anything, he would be the appendix: a useless thing where shit just happens, and one day, someone will stab the shit out of him.

jackhoward:

why are you anonymous please don’t hide your genius 

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